Step 1: Find a shy, intelligent, sexually inexperienced student. Make sure she's a little intimidated by you.
Step 2: Give her subtle compliments, hand her small bits of flattery like pieces of candy until she's hooked.
Step 3: Slowly give her special privileges, have inside jokes, make her feel as though she's valued and unique in your eyes by giving her increasingly individual attention. Tell her secrets you insist no one else knows.
Step 4: Find an excuse to get her alone with you off-campus. Insist on meeting in a coffee shop for office hours. Invite her out to an impromptu lunch. Suggest going for drinks.
Step 5: Ask her to do a special favor for you: babysit for you, run errands, tackle a special project, supervise other students.
Step 6: After a few of these off campus outings, make your move when the time is right. If she's babysitting for you-- insist she has a glass of wine before heading home. Suggest she come to your place for a meeting. Veer conversation away from professional and onto personal topics. Disclose details about your own relationship and sex life.
Step 7: Insist she stay quiet about what happened between you because no one else would understand your special bond. Enjoy her hero worship.
Step 8: Become increasingly inconsistent and distant when you begin to get bored. Explain how busy you are and complain about the pressures of academia, your marriage, your life.
Step 9: Share that you are having second thoughts about your forbidden love. About your wife who is beginning to suspect. Disclose your worries about getting caught. Lay the groundwork for your exit strategy.
Step 10: Barely acknowledge her in public. Give her the impression your relationship was a figment of her imagination. Begin the search for fresh meat anew.
Step 2: Give her subtle compliments, hand her small bits of flattery like pieces of candy until she's hooked.
Step 3: Slowly give her special privileges, have inside jokes, make her feel as though she's valued and unique in your eyes by giving her increasingly individual attention. Tell her secrets you insist no one else knows.
Step 4: Find an excuse to get her alone with you off-campus. Insist on meeting in a coffee shop for office hours. Invite her out to an impromptu lunch. Suggest going for drinks.
Step 5: Ask her to do a special favor for you: babysit for you, run errands, tackle a special project, supervise other students.
Step 6: After a few of these off campus outings, make your move when the time is right. If she's babysitting for you-- insist she has a glass of wine before heading home. Suggest she come to your place for a meeting. Veer conversation away from professional and onto personal topics. Disclose details about your own relationship and sex life.
Step 7: Insist she stay quiet about what happened between you because no one else would understand your special bond. Enjoy her hero worship.
Step 8: Become increasingly inconsistent and distant when you begin to get bored. Explain how busy you are and complain about the pressures of academia, your marriage, your life.
Step 9: Share that you are having second thoughts about your forbidden love. About your wife who is beginning to suspect. Disclose your worries about getting caught. Lay the groundwork for your exit strategy.
Step 10: Barely acknowledge her in public. Give her the impression your relationship was a figment of her imagination. Begin the search for fresh meat anew.